My boyfriend only has two folders in his pictures directory, one is full of magic cards, the other is shots of this. Please call the police.

My boyfriend only has two folders in his pictures directory, one is full of magic cards, the other is shots of this. Please call the police.



Hey, you foghats wanna see my The Tempest costume design?

Too fucking bad, here it is.


Gordon Ramsay is actually a fourteen year old boy.

They sent him around the world and he was so full of wonder.

(via jollityfarm)


annavonsyfert:

brains man, what’s their DEAL

annavonsyfert:

brains man, what’s their DEAL

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neilcicierega:

Wow a lot of very shrewd minds have pointed out inaccuracies in my inspirational Einstein image. Just goes to show you what an incredible resource for fact-checking that Tumblr is.
I have updated the image to reflect the amazing truth about this amazing man.

neilcicierega:

Wow a lot of very shrewd minds have pointed out inaccuracies in my inspirational Einstein image. Just goes to show you what an incredible resource for fact-checking that Tumblr is.

I have updated the image to reflect the amazing truth about this amazing man.



Wh is there blood all over my sandwich? I didn’t put any blood in this sandwich.

uh-oh


WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?


Oh, what the fuck? Why does this bully from some children’s book look just like me?

Oh, what the fuck? Why does this bully from some children’s book look just like me?