Ha ha ha ha ha haTumblr (3.0; @girlhitler)http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a69b39e0938ccdddaa1acdfccafda90f/tumblr_mmyubwwZHT1rycgedo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My boyfriend only has two folders in his pictures directory, one is full of magic cards, the other is shots of <strong><em>this.</em></strong> Please call the police.</p>http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/50684980315http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/50684980315Fri, 17 May 2013 19:23:00 -0400gutsvomithelp<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/74342d2fdfc73828d257b4cf6b8c4752/tumblr_mi2g1dY2UX1qcj1c0o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc4836d3e989c0f316eed397d4b4de93/tumblr_mi2g1dY2UX1qcj1c0o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/50679246745http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/50679246745Fri, 17 May 2013 18:01:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f86008ea8867eb12cbfd30d708c00485/tumblr_mmymedh4AX1rycgedo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc62689f6af6c8006ad97403ae280356/tumblr_mmymedh4AX1rycgedo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/40c5eec1c5f675c73a34421a0217e013/tumblr_mmymedh4AX1rycgedo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5c3d34e12374ed78dca4d61504102a69/tumblr_mmymedh4AX1rycgedo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/190506c5b40b9af7ab32a7dee4ddd623/tumblr_mmymedh4AX1rycgedo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e5413d65d225e7c5233deefdca77a72/tumblr_mmymedh4AX1rycgedo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8280f519a1f122c0ae50269caa0f66e7/tumblr_mmymedh4AX1rycgedo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Hey, you foghats wanna see my The Tempest costume design?</p> <p>Too fucking bad, here it is.</p>http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/50672974990http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/50672974990Fri, 17 May 2013 16:32:37 -0400The TempestProsperocalibanArielMirandaCostume Design<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ebcbce2c44fdc95932fb1366409fca29/tumblr_mmt7rfijWv1qzd1qwo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/01c4492cf1fa14d1d551a4009ce2a5cb/tumblr_mmt7rfijWv1qzd1qwo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4f2edbdd6955ba8d454ebc34a3f1c4dc/tumblr_mmt7rfijWv1qzd1qwo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b9ed07c038a5c24573dbdad02201f52/tumblr_mmt7rfijWv1qzd1qwo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/881c948578f6ee7e5c5ea52350048a4b/tumblr_mmt7rfijWv1qzd1qwo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e7930a06ac036854a2a8c3544b6ce80/tumblr_mmt7rfijWv1qzd1qwo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/697073d45a28931065afbc14d54df3ba/tumblr_mmt7rfijWv1qzd1qwo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Gordon Ramsay is actually a fourteen year old boy.</p> <p>They sent him around the world and he was so full of wonder.</p>http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/50670680692http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/50670680692Fri, 17 May 2013 15:59:16 -0400giant beet red schoolboy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/81cdc75e8dd7eab366f1ef15e82f4ae2/tumblr_mmpivwpO561ri4b8jo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://annavonsyfert.tumblr.com/post/50295070159/brains-man-whats-their-deal">annavonsyfert</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>brains man, what’s their DEAL</p> </blockquote>http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/50370556852http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/50370556852Mon, 13 May 2013 18:04:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8bd807033be7887e1d08fb29763ea3b6/tumblr_mmr1tg53J21qzgnzho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neilcicierega.tumblr.com/post/50354803614">neilcicierega</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://avorytheaverage.tumblr.com/post/50335262714/he-didnt-fail-maths-thats-a-common">Wow</a> <a href="http://thatjjbrony.tumblr.com/post/50351236374/the-math-thing-is-a-myth">a</a> <a href="http://captaincremin.tumblr.com/post/50351070275/einstein-did-not-fail-mathematics-and-whilst-he">lot</a> <a href="http://barberza.tumblr.com/post/50349922781/actually-he-never-failed-math-id-be-willing-to">of</a> <a href="http://a-jedi-knight.tumblr.com/post/50348838983/some-of-these-facts-are-straight-up-incorrect">very</a> <a href="http://reitzwritesrights.tumblr.com/post/50347004688/no-some-of-them-are-true-but-please-people-stop">shrewd</a> <a href="http://ramblingsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/50348423505/this-will-be-fun-not-true-true-on-the-condition">minds</a> <a href="http://proposeaswiftorderlychange.tumblr.com/post/50349917320/well-over-half-of-these-facts-have-been-proven">have</a> <a href="http://bekbekthedogfacedgirl.tumblr.com/post/50349833709/uh-at-least-one-of-those-true-facts-isnt">pointed</a> <a href="http://pigwidgeon13.tumblr.com/post/50349352715/actually-einstein-failing-maths-is-a-very-very">out</a> <a href="http://markthesnob.tumblr.com/post/50335103877/this-picture-is-bullshit-he-never-failed">inaccuracies</a> in my inspirational <a href="http://neilcicierega.tumblr.com/post/50321721983">Einstein image</a>. Just goes to show you what an incredible resource for fact-checking that Tumblr is.</p> <p>I have updated the image to reflect the amazing truth about this amazing man.</p> </blockquote>http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/50363126803http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/50363126803Mon, 13 May 2013 16:27:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a46c3c740660fd285de856a07a84f364/tumblr_mmqr6z4Yze1rycgedo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/50342966477http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/50342966477Mon, 13 May 2013 10:35:23 -0400<p><em>uh-oh</em></p>http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/50198028175http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/50198028175Sat, 11 May 2013 17:51:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e0a1b698c08576df4a1d0c44ce6541e/tumblr_mmjtqxZblQ1rycgedo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f370e529a394af3062cc30299ecb162/tumblr_mmjtqxZblQ1rycgedo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d54d20d25aeaead5f05921c409c28191/tumblr_mmjtqxZblQ1rycgedo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea8c185b6d9a5f938ba1a19a0621ec30/tumblr_mmjtqxZblQ1rycgedo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1390ec617c533b4f09a35cc2553de3a1/tumblr_mmjtqxZblQ1rycgedo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4bf62455a1e571dc03351e757004bb1d/tumblr_mmjtqxZblQ1rycgedo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aeb61a81a5897d84ba3c00996d4f4b88/tumblr_mmjtqxZblQ1rycgedo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?</p>http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/50034469954http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/50034469954Thu, 09 May 2013 16:47:21 -0400bully beansdoppelgangerI am going to twist you into a human pretzel<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/03f9cf4fd47c2c0c0f95f20eda7fe8da/tumblr_mmjsmd9cRT1rycgedo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh, what the fuck? Why does this bully from some children’s book look just like me?</p>http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/50032675985http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/50032675985Thu, 09 May 2013 16:23:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/72dabcf60b7a35342a76c7a7346632c6/tumblr_mi4llyxYNp1r3k73wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/49930361802http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/49930361802Wed, 08 May 2013 08:51:00 -0400<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A4xYcvJQvUxImEVFSuKub1p&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Fun statutory themesongs</p>http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/49873410706http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/49873410706Tue, 07 May 2013 15:56:01 -0400musicspotify<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/10a4c8ad7d7d54853c10b6f258577de4/tumblr_mmd2ff08wE1rycgedo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Oh, it’s <a href="http://jerkcity.com/_jerkcity3135.html">this comic</a> redrawn and formatted for <a href="http://jerkcityhd.tumblr.com/">this blog</a> because I needed comics practice because I am a tool who doesn’t come up with ideas anymore.<br/>I don’t even dream these days, it just comes in as static and infants crying.</p>http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/49754596333http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/49754596333Mon, 06 May 2013 01:11:39 -0400languidness<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jennifer-jareau.tumblr.com/post/49077232427">jennifer-jareau</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>white girls who go ”awww” at gay guys but ”eww” at a lesbian</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5cae8ccceabf7ea997097e447eb143d9/tumblr_inline_mlyi7p7TAz1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>straight guys who fap to lesbians but go “fukin faggits” to gay guys</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/24c4402acdeab8a426bb5fe6a3365a62/tumblr_inline_mlyicoBK4m1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Male sexuality: gay/straight<br/>Female sexuality: lesbian/white</p>http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/49749795002http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/49749795002Sun, 05 May 2013 23:55:00 -0400Of course the kinsey scale is lesbian-pacific islander-jet ski- toxic waste<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8ffa50c92e8a5abe6e7cbcf28cba4249/tumblr_mmchs4sQ7J1rycgedo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Why the fuck are you showing me cartoons? I said I wanted to watch <em><strong>Anna May.</strong></em></p>http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/49720508125http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/49720508125Sun, 05 May 2013 17:45:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad40c351dbee68f96d638f70ae51edc7/tumblr_ml971eFdSv1r2dss7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/49719736526http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/49719736526Sun, 05 May 2013 17:36:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ff91ff3e5b9a26eaf810e5a2fd9c983/tumblr_mmaak29gWI1qbkt8so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shitfestcomic.com/post/49605422619/100-this-is-mine-and-terences-idea-of-a">shitfestcomic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>#100</p> <p>This is mine and <a href="http://theblacknerd.tumblr.com">Terence</a>’s idea of a gynecologist.</p> </blockquote>http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/49719239200http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/49719239200Sun, 05 May 2013 17:30:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/818e831009d072bad5c6f38776fe1167/tumblr_mkk988K7Tr1qju6n5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Me too.</p>http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/49717104364http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/49717104364Sun, 05 May 2013 17:03:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/717cddafcb458a69e4da4541667a9e41/tumblr_mm6za503JQ1qbfe1wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://borlax.tumblr.com/post/49494424288/borlax-this-ad-is-so-scary-i-kept-thinking">borlax</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://borlax.tumblr.com/post/49465200725/this-ad-is-so-scary">borlax</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this ad is so scary</p> </blockquote> <p>I kept thinking about this at work earlier and it’s just so funny in and out of context</p> </blockquote>http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/49541068696http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/49541068696Fri, 03 May 2013 18:08:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7325d1a9b7b1252e7da9e429d1ca3df5/tumblr_mm6mh5by6j1rycgedo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>God damn it, I made a Jerkcity HD comic, but then I forgot I had to keep all the dialogue in caps.</p> <p>Fuck, fuck, tits.</p>http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/49447113244http://girlhitler.tumblr.com/post/49447113244Thu, 02 May 2013 13:41:29 -0400Jerkcity